I have come across some profiles in recent times, that you would be forgiven for thinking that Grindr was a job app like LinkedIn rather than a hook up app. And the way I flip between apps on my iPad and being a certified simpleton, one of these days I think I just might respond… Continue reading Crap I Get On Grindr X – Job Hunter
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Crap I Get On Grindr IX
Reading is fundamental😏 Tired lines....🙄 He asked. I kinda answered..🚶🏿 Every gay black man's dream. I couldn't possibly refuse....I packed a weekend bag💼🏃🏿 Finally agreed at £450. Please don't judge me....Food prices have gone up 30% last 2 years...😉
Wild Thoughts
The hustle is real, so off to work I go. I do the 10 minute walk to the London Underground station. I have my headphones on. I am listening to music from my “recently played” playlist set on random selection mode. There are 175 songs. Means songs from Classical, Musicals, Pop, RnB, Gospel, Hip Hop,… Continue reading Wild Thoughts
How Keredim Got His Groove Back…..Almost
He was dark skinned, handsome, had an athletic build and bountiful pert rump you just wanted to marinate in spices, grill and make it last for days.
The Prayer II – Finding Jesus
So it’s Christmas day and I see a missed call from my aunt. (The same one who prayed for a wife for me in the Prayer click here). I had sent her some cash for Christmas, earlier in the month and half expected her to call me to acknowledge receipt. In fairness I did try… Continue reading The Prayer II – Finding Jesus
Gym Vibing
Starbucks baristas are notorious for misspelling my name when taking my order and writing it on the paper cup. It comes out meaning nothing to me, but clearly meaning something to the barista taking the order in whatever language they speak. How many ways can you spell “Keredim”? Ask a Starbucks Barista. I have a friend who has the… Continue reading Gym Vibing
Brexit – A Case For Bubble Butts
Incase you haven't heard, the United Kingdom will be voting in a referendum on June 23rd to decide whether to leave the European Union (EU) or to stay. This has been aptly termed “Brexit” to leave or "Bremain" to stay. What brought this on? Since Britain joined the EU back in 1973, dissenting voices have always… Continue reading Brexit – A Case For Bubble Butts
Crap I Get On Grindr V
Not sure what's going on, but I have noticed that an increasing number of men on Grindr are featuring women in their profiles and in pictures they send during conversations. The pictures are usually selfies poses of the guy and a female friend, both young (probably University students) taken at various locations. Increasingly, I get… Continue reading Crap I Get On Grindr V
Mum’s Soup
Thought I'd share this e-mail from my cousin Nduka, a few days ago…… Cousin Kere, how are you? I see you are in Lagos and it is turning into quite the event. I can’t wait for you to supply details when you get back to London. Meanwhile, while you were away I think I have… Continue reading Mum’s Soup
InstaCrap
I seem to have fallen foul of yet another social media app. I am beginning to think it’s me and not them. This time its not facebook. Ever since Mark Zuckerberg, had his baby girl and promised to give away 99% of his facebook shares to an initiative set up in her name, he has… Continue reading InstaCrap
Sagba Chronicles 