Crap I Get On Grindr V

 

Not sure what’s going on, but I have noticed that an increasing number of men on Grindr are featuring women in their profiles and in pictures they send during conversations. The pictures are usually selfies poses of the guy and a female friend, both young (probably University students) taken at various locations.

Increasingly, I get these profiles hitting me up and this annoys me no end, especially when as in most cases, the male in the picture is not my type.

I think I am a reasonably tolerant person when it comes to sexuality. I get that there are “sexually fluid” people in the world that swing both ways, but for now I like my “sexual rigidity” and wish to be left alone in my box, especially on Grindr.Read More »

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Sex In Prague

It is Sunday. I have been in Prague for two weeks with work. I am horny. I am an arse man.I make no apologies about that. I like them bubble, I like them muscular, I like them pert, I like them visible. When I see guys I like on the street, bus, train, clubs, bars, wherever, I checkout their backsides. I check out the local guys here and though majority of them have porn star looks, their arses were flat, sometimes concave shaped. My chances of getting laid seem low.

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Previous attempts at hooking up using Grindr and Scruff have been futile. About 80% of the profiles on there are twinks. I am beginning to think this is where twinks are manufactured and sent out to the rest of Europe – a bit like the Skoda. Twinks are not for me. I prefer muscular/athletic body types. I mention this in my profile, but this is ignored. A common trend I find no matter where in the world I am. No one reads. Why the twinks pose like Victoria Beckham, complete with pouty lips in their profile pics, bewilders me. They send me unsolicited pics of their bums, usually exposing their arseholes. Where I am lucky they send bum pics in a bend over pose to accentuate their bony arses.

The other 20% of the profiles are either not attractive or want a racial sexual fantasy fulfilled. When I get messages like “I like black mans”, “I have never had a black man inside me” or “I want BBC – Big Black Cock ”, I look for the block icon. When Does Sexual Fantasy Become Offensive?

So I head out to one of the two highly recommended Gay saunas in Prague – Sauna Babylonia, situated in the old town area, near Mustek Metro station.Read More »

More Sex in the Gym Sauna

I had a very stressful day at work with a very difficult client and at the end of the day I came to the gym to workout the frustration and reduce stress levels. After my workout I went into the sauna with the intention of relaxing the tense muscles and hopefully melt away the stress.

So there I was alone in the sauna minding my own business, trying to get my zenitude (calmness) back , when a man came in and sat down on the bench opposite me. He was white, about 6’2” tall, slim build, brown hair with a slight belly. He was not particularly good looking and he had a long face. Grindr age 35, but looked like was in his early 50s.

I nodded my head in greeting to acknowledge him, which is the polite thing to do. He adjusted his towel so that he could widen his legs and show his dick.Read More »

Finding Bubble butt.

About a week into my stay in Tokyo, I came to the sad realization that the phrase “Bubble butt” cannot be used in anyway to describe the posteriors of the local male population. This point was driven home, when I visited an Onsen – Japanese bathing facilities set around hot springs. The water from the hot springs are believed to have healing powers and are a central part of Japanese local tourism.Read More »

Sex At The End Of Lent

It is Easter Sunday, the day when lent officially ends. What better place to end lent than in Europa Multiclub sauna in Rome, which is in the same palazzo that houses some Vatican apartments. Alas no, maybe next year – I was actually in Paris for Easter.

I arrived in Paris a few days before Easter. It was about my fifth time in Paris and I had done the tourist stuff on previous visits. This visit was spent mostly walking around the streets of Le Marais where I was staying, discovering different local shops and lovely patisseries, whilst minding dog poo on the pavement.Read More »