Starbucks baristas are notorious for misspelling my name when taking my order and writing it on the paper cup. It comes out meaning nothing to me, but clearly meaning something to the barista taking the order in whatever language they speak. How many ways can you spell “Keredim”? Ask a Starbucks Barista.
I have a friend who has the same name as I do and we got into a competition to see whose local Starbucks will come up with the weirdest spelling of our name.
I lost the contest. However in my competitiveness, I had more than a few sugary Starbucks drinks and pastries; add to that a recent 10 day trip to Nigeria where all I did was eat freshly cooked meals, I gained more than a few pounds and my hips stopped lying in my trousers.
So I have adopted a new workout regime and eating plan. One of those 12 week body transformation programs which I have modified to suit my lifestyle. The modification means it will take anything from between 12 months and 12 years to look anything like the “after” photo shopped models used to advertise the programs on Instagram.
As prescribed by the program I rest between sets during an exercise. During this time, I keep myself amused by looking around the gym and making up stories about other gym members. Continue reading
A friend ask me why I attract weird guys on Grindr? I really had no response for him.
While I mull over his question, ammo leave this right here.🚶🏿🚶🏿
Woke up this morning.
Saw the news on TV
I am speechless.
What the Fuck just happened!?!
Britain Voted to leave the EU??!!
I am in shock. Feels like I have been hit by a truck.
I am incontinent incandescent with rage.
”Why Lord, Why hast thou forsaken me? Why have You reduced the chances of finding a white round bubble butt in Britain?” (Click here)
Shit. I really don’t need this right now!!!
Oh well…. Time to brush up on my Spanish…..
How do say “Have you got a bubble butt?” in Spanish….
That reminds me of what I uttered, after trying unsuccessfully for 15 minutes to get into a nice tight bubble butt using different positions . Finally we assumed the….I digress….
This is not what this post is about.
I have cast my vote in the referendum.
You have till 2000BST to do your bit.
Unlike farts, Britain is better in than out!
Location : Eden Beach, Torremilinos, Spain.
Scores of Spanish men on the beach and I get this from Billy Bob
Just my luck.🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿
Incase you haven’t heard, the United Kingdom will be voting in a referendum on June 23rd to decide whether to leave the European Union (EU) or to stay. This has been aptly termed “Brexit” to leave or “Bremain” to stay.
What brought this on? Since Britain joined the EU back in 1973, dissenting voices have always complained that they wanted to leave the community. They were (and are still) not happy with the EU laws and standards they had to subscribe to as a member country. The idea of being ruled by anyone else other than themselves is abhorrent to them. Rule Britannia and all that. Continue reading
Not sure what’s going on, but I have noticed that an increasing number of men on Grindr are featuring women in their profiles and in pictures they send during conversations. The pictures are usually selfies poses of the guy and a female friend, both young (probably University students) taken at various locations.
Increasingly, I get these profiles hitting me up and this annoys me no end, especially when as in most cases, the male in the picture is not my type.
I think I am a reasonably tolerant person when it comes to sexuality. I get that there are “sexually fluid” people in the world that swing both ways, but for now I like my “sexual rigidity” and wish to be left alone in my box, especially on Grindr. Continue reading