Still no sex being had, so nothing exciting to write home about. But it appears my writer’s block, like an itchy butt rash seems to be clearing up . How best to describe my writer’s block? Imagine for a second an idea undergoes the same processing food does when it goes through the alimentary canal… Continue reading Sex Writer’s Block – The Chains of Amistad
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Sex Writer’s Block
I have writer’s block. I start writing something and either my mind goes blank, or I find some obscure movie to watch on Netflix, Amazon Prime or Disney plus. This is what happens when you base 95% of your blog content on your sexcapades and you don’t factor in the impact of a global pandemic.… Continue reading Sex Writer’s Block
Crap I Get On Grindr – XIII – Lagos Edition
Got into Lagos last week, switched on Scruff and a warning popped up. Warning unheeded and most days bored while stuck in traffic in sweltering heat in an Uber/Taxify taxi with air conditioning blowing hot air, I browsed Grindr (which by the way doesn't have a similar warning) and picked up a life few lessons along… Continue reading Crap I Get On Grindr – XIII – Lagos Edition
Press Statement
Some of you may have noticed the lack of updates on the blog since the beginning of the year. I have had to take some time off blogging due to a couple of life changing events recently, which have caused me to pause and do some deep soul-searching. As part of the introspection, I had to… Continue reading Press Statement
Crap I Get On Grindr – XII – Lost In Translation
So the other day someone hit me up on Grindr...... I did my due diligence to see if his profile checks out..... He didn't like Unsafe sex & drugs; Presumably likes rub downs; Not sure what's happening with Instagram and the last one....WTF?!!? He doesn't like Black Americans??? I always say to people who get… Continue reading Crap I Get On Grindr – XII – Lost In Translation
Blowing In The Wind
When I observe some behaviours around me in my daily, I ponder why they take place.For example: During rush hour on the London Underground, why is it twenty passengers get off the train, only five passengers can squeeze back on? Meanwhile when a beggar comes through the same train carriage passengers quickly make way for… Continue reading Blowing In The Wind
Crap I Get On Grindr – XI
I honestly can't remember the last time in the past 12 months a Grindr conversation in London, has converted into a shag for me. I am largely to blame for this. Increasingly I am finding Grindr to be an endless source of mirth (second only to the current progress of Brexit negotiations with the EU) rather… Continue reading Crap I Get On Grindr – XI
New York Gay Pride 2018
I was in New York when the gay pride took place last weekend. The shops in New York city were filled with pride merchandise and corporate offices and the streets were festooned with Rainbow colours. The theme this year was "Defiantly Different" and because of the current political climate in America, it felt to me… Continue reading New York Gay Pride 2018
Upskirting
Upskirting is a term used to describe the act of taking a photograph up someone’s skirt without their permission. In most reported cases women are the victims and no men -I guess Kilt wearing Scots - have come forward to complain. The sexually invasive act was set to be made a criminal offence in the UK… Continue reading Upskirting
Crap I Get On Grindr X – Job Hunter
I have come across some profiles in recent times, that you would be forgiven for thinking that Grindr was a job app like LinkedIn rather than a hook up app. And the way I flip between apps on my iPad and being a certified simpleton, one of these days I think I just might respond… Continue reading Crap I Get On Grindr X – Job Hunter
Sagba Chronicles 