Got into Lagos last week, switched on Scruff and a warning popped up.
Warning unheeded and most days bored while stuck in traffic in sweltering heat in an Uber/Taxify taxi with air conditioning blowing hot air, I browsed Grindr (which by the way doesn’t have a similar warning) and picked up a life few lessons along the way.
- Be au fait with the slang or miss out on a promising shag
2) Be ready to negotiate – Brushing up on “The Art of the Deal”, might be useful
3) I could retire here and be a Daddy – I just have to figure out the slang
4) The hustle is real
5) Like global warming the aversion to reading profiles is a global issue
Sagba Chronicles 
All these sheniaghian and you advised me to download Grindr!
I also said pray for God’s guidance before you log on!
Great post 🙂
Thanks
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 @ what’s the going rate. Looks like every every happens on that Grindr now. It’s a markate. 🤭🤭