Woke up this morning. Saw the news on TV I am speechless. What the Fuck just happened!?! Britain Voted to leave the EU??!! Cameron resigns?!?! I am in shock. Feels like I have been hit by a truck. I am incontinent incandescent with rage. ”Why Lord, Why hast thou forsaken me? Why have You reduced the… Continue reading Brexit: The result
Brexit: The Vote
"I'm in" That reminds me of what I uttered, after trying unsuccessfully for 15 minutes to get into a nice tight bubble butt using different positions . Finally we assumed the....I digress.... This is not what this post is about. I have cast my vote in the referendum. You have till 2000BST to do your… Continue reading Brexit: The Vote
Crap I Get on Grindr VI
Location : Eden Beach, Torremilinos, Spain. Scores of Spanish men on the beach and I get this from Billy Bob Just my luck.🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿
Brexit – A Case For Bubble Butts
Incase you haven't heard, the United Kingdom will be voting in a referendum on June 23rd to decide whether to leave the European Union (EU) or to stay. This has been aptly termed “Brexit” to leave or "Bremain" to stay. What brought this on? Since Britain joined the EU back in 1973, dissenting voices have always… Continue reading Brexit – A Case For Bubble Butts
Crap I Get On Grindr V
Not sure what's going on, but I have noticed that an increasing number of men on Grindr are featuring women in their profiles and in pictures they send during conversations. The pictures are usually selfies poses of the guy and a female friend, both young (probably University students) taken at various locations. Increasingly, I get… Continue reading Crap I Get On Grindr V
Mum’s Soup
Thought I'd share this e-mail from my cousin Nduka, a few days ago…… Cousin Kere, how are you? I see you are in Lagos and it is turning into quite the event. I can’t wait for you to supply details when you get back to London. Meanwhile, while you were away I think I have… Continue reading Mum’s Soup
The Prayer
So its my last day in my village, near Owerri, Nigeria. After four days, no kinsman or woman has asked me the dreaded marriage question. I thought I had a lucky escape, until I popped into an Aunt's shop to tell her I would be leaving the tomorrow morning and to give her some money.… Continue reading The Prayer
You’ve Been Warned.
Was going to file this under the "Crap I Get On Grindr.." series but it didn't feel right. So there I was minding my own business, twiddling my thumbs, waiting for my flight to Owerri from Lagos Airport in Nigeria, when I logged on to Scruff to check out the local talent....as you do! Then… Continue reading You’ve Been Warned.
Dear Piers…
Good response... Though I wouldn't have wasted such wit on a waste of space like Piers Morgan, who is trying hard not to be irrelevant. 🚶🏿🚶🏿
InstaCrap
I seem to have fallen foul of yet another social media app. I am beginning to think it’s me and not them. This time its not facebook. Ever since Mark Zuckerberg, had his baby girl and promised to give away 99% of his facebook shares to an initiative set up in her name, he has… Continue reading InstaCrap
Sagba Chronicles 