Press Statement

Some of you may have noticed the lack of updates on the blog since the beginning of the year. I have had to take some time off blogging due to a couple of  life changing events recently, which have caused me to pause and do some deep soul-searching.

As part of the introspection, I had to review past blog entries and I realised that though I enjoy sharing my experiences with the blog followers (all five of you), the entries came from a place of deep pain, caused by a myriad of unresolved issues.  

To paraphrase my therapist, I have so much anger in me, that I need an outlet for my frustration and I unconsciously use the blog to vent. Without the blog as a channel of release I may have let off the pent up anger through other channels, which may not be socially or legally acceptable.

In the process of this catharsis, I may or may not have been (I am leaning towards the latter) exclusionary in my writing and may have offended some moral sensibilities and possibly infringed a human right or two.

For example, my contempt for flat arses, aversion to unprepared bottoms, scepticism of the use of PrEP within certain demographics and my predilection for muscular and masculine men, to the exclusion of other body types and deportments when it comes to sex, are common features throughout the blog.

In this non-binary, cis averse, pansexual, self labelling, gender bending, liberal left centrist, politically hypersensitive, woke world that we live in, this sort of narrative has no place on a LGBTQIA+∞ themed blog. Also, with the internet’s capacity to keep receipts ad infinitum, it wouldn’t be a good look for me if in future I launched an Onlyfans page or was plucked from relative obscurity and cast as the lead in an all-inclusive LGBTQIA+∞ stage production. (Guy’s gotta dream, right?)

So after posting a spate of shags in which flat arses were neglected, numerous private Grindr messages, conversations with my barber, a raft of on Social media suspensions and introspection facilitated by circa one hundred hours of therapy, it is with deep regret and sadness, but with gratitude to God for a blog life well spent that I, Kasiemobi Erectus Ricardo Elemuwa Dike Isiaku Mojéishu, on this day Monday 1stApril 2019, have decided to make this post my last blog entry.

I have also chosen this day and platform to announce my bid for President of the United States of America in the 2020 presidential elections. I believe for America to be truly great again, her Presidency needs to be outsourced….away from Russia.

 

Thank you.

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6 thoughts on “Press Statement

  1. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    I was low key hoping this one na play till I got to the presidential part then realized today na April 1st

  2. You got me there keredim, gosh.
    Thanks heavens today is 13th not 1st.

    Mbok more pleasurable entries ooooo

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