Comedy · Facebook · Social Commentary

Twitter:Follow Back Or My Dick Falls Off

I am not sure when I will get the hang of social media, but I seem to have fallen foul again of another “rule”, this time it is not with Facebook. but with Twitter. A few weeks ago, I got a standard Twitter notification that someone had started following my account. I looked at the… Continue reading Twitter:Follow Back Or My Dick Falls Off

Social Commentary

Ciao, Mr President

Heeeyyy Mr soon to be Ex-President, How you doin? *wink wink*. It’s me again. I know you have a lot on your plate right now - deleting e-mails, shredding documents, transferring funds into private accounts, moving your belongings out of Aso rock and consoling the soon to be former First lady who I imagine is… Continue reading Ciao, Mr President

Bottom · Comedy · Facebook · Social Commentary

How To Make New Friends On Facebook….Or Not!!

I just got slapped by Facebook…AGAIN. I seem to fall foul of their ever changing rules which I don’t take time to read and I am yet to meet anyone who does either. It all suspiciously started not long after my blog post The fabulous life on Facebook. I wrote another blogpost that appeared on my… Continue reading How To Make New Friends On Facebook….Or Not!!

Social Commentary

The Fabulous Life On Facebook

I love Facebook. My friends would say that this is a conversion not dissimilar from that of St. Paul on the road to Damascus, because a few years ago I was the proud owner of a T-shirt that defiantly proclaimed  "No I am not on f**king Facebook". Why the u-turn? Well I came to the realisation that if this… Continue reading The Fabulous Life On Facebook

Sex · Social Commentary

Sex With Brown Bear

(Reader's discretion: Try not to read while eating.) It's Sunday morning. Despite taking matters into my hands the previous night, I am still horny. I trawl though manhunt and Grindr to find a hook up. There are lots of guys available, but most haven’t been to bed and want to "play and party". This means… Continue reading Sex With Brown Bear