I am not sure how this got into my head. It could have been some random urban myth I heard in school, but I grew up thinking that the parts of the body where we have an abundance of grey hair, are the parts of the body we use the most.
So growing up, whenever I saw an old person with grey hair, I would instantly think, about how intelligent they were, because they must use their brain a lot. I would wonder how many books they would have read or how many degrees they had. What wonderful facts they would know from reading Encyclopaedia Britannica (This was before the creators of Google were sperm cells)
I am a lot older now (not sure about wiser) and I now know that having grey hair isn’t necessarily a good measure of intelligence. But sometimes I do fall back to that myth with amusement.
Sometimes I am reminded of my age, especially during sex. Three or four year ago, I was able to lift guys weighing up to 70kg and fuck them in the standing position unsupported, with their thighs circled around my waist for about 15 mins. Now I find I need to use the wall for support.
Another stark reminder of ageing, is when standing naked in front of the mirror especially after a workout and taking selfies (as we are all wont to do), I analyse the composition of hair on my moderately hairy body.
Little or no grey hair among my full head of black hair. Which means, according to the childhood myth, that I don’t use my brain enough. I am intellectually challenged.
I have a fair amount of facial hair as I have grown a beard in the last few months. I notice that on the right side of my chin I have more grey hair than on my left. Incidentally I do tend to chew food more on the right side of my mouth than on my left side. Could this be the reason? Or is my blow job technique more skewed to the right and not centred enough? (I have to keep an eye on that).
On my chest I have some grey hair sprinkled among the black ones, as if they are struggling to make their presence known. Is this because I am not empathic enough? I don’t feel enough? I have been called a cold hearted so and so, on more than a few occasions.
Which begs the question If I don’t think with my head and heart, what do I think with?
Then travel down to the pubic region and it looks like an aerial photograph taken at a Klu-Klux Klan convention…All white. It has done a lot of mileage!! Shit! I use my dick more than my brain. I am a man, I think with my dick (Such a cliché)
Maybe it is time to take a hard look at myself and re-order my priorities – “Read more; Fuck less.” In the meantime, grey pubes aren’t sexy. Can’t imagine anyone wanting to get acquainted with a hard long 9 incher resting on a bed of grey hair.
A friend suggested I dye my pubes and cheekily gave me a hair dyeing kit for my birthday. Arschgesicht.
I have ditched his suggestion and taken to having a self made full Brazilian wax, every other week. Not only do I like the feeling of fabric running over my smooth balls, the lack of hair down there gives the illusion that my dick is longer.
Speaking of Brazilian, I think I will have Joao Pedro come over tonight, get on his knees and give his opinion…..