Comedy

HAPPY JUICE!!!

Just finished in the gym. It was an amazing workout. I am pumped.  I am on a high.  I think the high is caused by some happy enzyme that the body produces after a good workout.  Some can’t get enough of it so they go clubbing and get it from some (club) licensed purveyor (Drug… Continue reading HAPPY JUICE!!!

Comedy

Never knowingly undersold

John Lewis, the department store have a marketing slogan, “Never Knowingly undersold”. It means, I am authoritatively informed by one of their young astute executives , that if a customer finds an item/service stocked by John Lewis at a cheaper price somewhere else, John Lewis will check and match the price. This is common practise… Continue reading Never knowingly undersold

Comedy

Dilemma

Here is an e-mail I received  from a friend the other day. It was longer than this and more confusing than one of Busta Rhymes' raps -  so I had to edit it for clarity. The real names of the individuals and location of the events have been removed, not just to protect the innocent… Continue reading Dilemma

Comedy

New Year Resolution

Ah, yes it’s the time of the year when we make promises to stop old “bad” habits and adopt new “good” ones. We promise to eat right, drink less, find love or failing the latter be more selective with our shags. It’s the time of  year, when regular gym goers are put out by an… Continue reading New Year Resolution