Was going to file this under the “Crap I Get On Grindr..” series but it didn’t feel right.
So there I was minding my own business, twiddling my thumbs, waiting for my flight to Owerri from Lagos Airport in Nigeria, when I logged on to Scruff to check out the local talent….as you do!
Then out pops this message below, which is enough to knock the friskiness out of any sane person.
The ferling is even worse than when you are inside a guy and you pull out and the condom is very messy and you remembered you rimmed him a few minute before.
Well I am sane. Message received very loud and clear. Geez, talk about killing the mood. They even threw in “Sharia law”, just incase one had any doubts about the veracity of the situation.
I shall return to more traditional ways of seeking guys out, by continuing to exchange “missed” glances with the hawt muscular guy, seating across from me.
🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿
Sagba Chronicles 
Hmmmmm, na traditional rites we come do?
Yes o!!
Chimoooo! :O Talk about taking ‘to be forewarned is to be forearmed’ very seriously.
Stark warning!!😂😂
Hahahahahahahaa! Stark indeed. Doesn’t even come dressed in frills of political correctness.
Bwahahahahaha!!! I have been expecting loads of social media platforms to start dishing this caveat a while. Ayam nor surprised
Surprisingly, did not get the same message on Grindr
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh wow! Talk about a Tsunami on your parade.